I was going through a real tough spot emotionally after my wife left me, and after a few weeks of pouting alone in my apartment I got talked into going out to a dance club with some friends. One of my friends found this group of girls who were all pretty and we all danced together until we closed the place down.
There was one girl that I liked in particular and she seemed to like me too... We danced a lot. Even when the DJ played a slow dance song. After we all closed the place down I asked if we could see each other again and she said, "Sure! I bowl every Wednesday night at the bowling alley".
I told her I'd meet her there a 7pm and we went our separate ways. Fast-forward to the date.
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24. Bowling for nothing (cont'd)
Wednesday night I get to the bowling alley, and she's on lane 17 with like 4 other girls and two guys. I walk over with my bowling ball bag and stand near her until she makes eye contact, and when she does it conveys a look of ... who on earth are you?
ME: Hi Emily.
Her: Hi?
ME: It's Michael. We met at the dance club last Saturday...
Her: Oh, how are you?
ME: Good, ready to bowl!
Her: Actually, we don't want any other people on our lane because we won't be able to get two full games in if we do. Why don't you get the lane next to us?
ME: (already starting to dread this) Okay...
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24. Bowling for nothing (cont'd)
So I go up and paid the hourly rental fee for lane 18, got a pitcher and headed back. As I'm entering my name, a bowling alley employee came up and said, "Sir, we cannot have just one person on a lane, there's a two person minimum, and a larger group just came in. I need you to bowl on another lane, or ask the group waiting if you can join them."
ME: Emily, would you like to bowl on this lane with me? Apparently the other guy at the counter made a mistake. It's a two person minimum per lane.
Emily: Ummm, no, I came here to bowl with my friends, I don't think it'd be right to leave them... Sorry.
That's when I realized: she had completely forgotten me until I showed up.
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24. Bowling for nothing (cont'd)
I got my things together, and told the employee that the new group could apply my paid lane fee to their bill, and offered them my untouched pitcher of Mack and Jack's African Amber (it's delicious).
I was completely emotionally broken AGAIN for a while, and it led to spending a lot of time looking out of my apartment bedroom window overlooking a Kmart parking lot.
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23. The mouth of god
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22. What a waste of skin
His exact words, “I would date you but I don’t want my friends making fun of me for dating a fat chick.”
Years later and I still think of this every time I look in the mirror.
Me and the guy were hooking up at the time. I had zero intention of dating him as he was 2 years younger than me and did not give any indication that I wanted to date, which made the statement confusing.
4 years later and the guy still has my number and Snapchat. He hits me up when he’s in town to hookup. I always say “no”. Last time he texted me was last week.
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21. Time flies
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20. Bad Santa
19. Wait... what was she doing on the site?