When you welcome someone into your home -- especially someone you don't know and met over the internet -- you're taking a huge risk. You could end up with damaged property, unpaid bills, angry neighbors, or just a bunch of really uncomfortable memories.
These Airbnb hosts from all over the world recently took to the internet to share their best stories of weirdo tenants. Hospitality is too easily and often abused these days!
32. "We'll pay for the damages"
31. Fake profile
30. I'll pay extra for cuddling
29. A little home cooking
28. Air in the wrong condition
27. A film set
26. A sweet kind of weird
25. You can't run far enough
24. A couple of knobs
23. Standing in the toilet
22. "Did you think we'd want to come out here if we knew it was like this?!"
21. That guy really loves to shower
20. Bird brained
19. Made a mess without even staying
18. Review blackmail
17. An unexpected wedding
16. I just met you and I LOVE you
His reviews on the website didn't indicate that anyone else had had an issue with him, but I think that I may have been the first single lady he had stayed with and so it finally gave him a chance to release his inner weirdo. Rest assured that the review I left him was NOT favorable.
15. Just take your shoes off, lady
14. Difference is the whole reason for traveling
13. The only unforgivable thing is the glitter
12. Peter's parting gift
11. Pole to pole
10. "I'm not having a party!" Has a party
9. Imagine having the nerve to call at 2 am looking for an Airbnb
I’m an Airbnb hostess.
I was on vacation, and was woken by my phone ringing ringing like mad at 4:45 AM one Sunday morning. I had 6 missed calls. I didn’t recognize the number, so I silenced my phone and went back to sleep. 6 AM, and my phone kept vibrating off and on, so I finally dragged myself out of bed to answer it.
It turned out someone had made a booking at 2 am and expected to check in at 4 am. Our normal check in time is 3 pm. She claimed to be in a taxi looking for my place. My first reaction was guilt at not having woken up to pick her call. If I had thought more rationally I probably would have reminded her of our check in time, but well, I was half asleep. I gave her directions and then called home and woke my family.
And there started our experience with my worst guest ever. She had a little backpack which she handed to my bro in law, asking him to carry it up to her room. She wanted someone to go mop the bathroom floor every time she was done with the shower. She took everybody’s number and kept calling at odd hours with random requests for specific cookware etc. Every time someone took them up to her she would refuse to open the door saying she was busy.
I had to silence my phone when I went to bed because she kept waking me about random stuff. She’d made an initial booking of three days, and wanted to extend it. I ended up blocking my calendar on Airbnb to prevent her from extending her stay. She complained saying she was ill, she knew the house was available, I was doing it on purpose etc., but by then we all just wanted her gone.
I’ve now disabled instant booking on Airbnb.
8. "Brown lumpy water"
7. Ten minutes early is on time
6. I'm here to convert you
I had a guest who lives and runs an Airbnb on the east end of town who wanted to stay on the west side where we live (it's where all the beaches are).
She's a Francophile, but in the same way as DiCaprio was in Django Unchained. Her picture on Airbnb is her in a black and white striped shirt with a red bandana around her neck, a beret on her head, and a bottle of wine in hand. She greeted me with a butchered "Bon jour!"
I took French for three years in high school, and though I'm nowhere near fluent, I'm definitely conversational, so I tried. She told me she didn't understand "ca va" and I froze. She dropped "merci" and "au revoir" a few times over her stay, and at one point met our other guest, and when she introduced herself, shook the woman's hand with both of her hands and said "enchantée." It was awful.
After that whole mess, we sat down and talked. The first thing she did was ask me where I go to church, which was already kind of weird. I told her I'm Jewish and she contorted her face in a way where I could tell she was really uncomfortable, then through clenched teeth said, "that's great."
Then she told me about how the amount of chlorine in tap water can kill you if you take a steam shower.
I asked her what she does for a living. She said she goes into people's homes and rearranges furniture to help with positive energy. I asked her "like Feng Shui?" "What's that?"
I kind of avoided her the rest of the time she was there, but she did invite me to eat vegetables she brought from her garden. That was nice.
The next morning after she left I went to flip the room for the next guests. She had taken all the art off the walls and shoved it in the closet. She moved furniture around. She took the items off the top of the dresser and put them in the laundry basket, which she shoved under the bed, and in their place she left a pile of lavender that looked like it had been through an herb grinder.
On the bedside table was a bible, open to a specific passage and marked with the built-in bookmark ribbon. This was the worst part for me, because not only had she insulted my home and my art, but this felt pretty anti-Semitic.
I moved everything back and flipped the room for the next guest, then checked my messages. From her:
"Merci. Thanks for the stay."
I responded, "Hey, you left your bible here! Do you want it back?"
"No, I left it for you."
"Cool, I'll toss it."
5. The guest who was actually too clean
An Airbnb guest took it upon herself to weed the garden, clear out a side strip (huge job), sweep the driveway and sidewalk and rearrange my patio furniture. She was staying a week. She texted me two days in to set up a time to talk. She wanted to show me how to properly clean baseboards.
On her first day she requested a mop to rescrub the floor and a standing fan for more ventilation. She had concerns about a low hanging electrical cable - she was sensitive to EMF exposure. And she recommended I get a new housecleaner. (By the way, the cottage is really clean. I’m a long time Superhost. I very rarely get complaints.)
She told me the place was not that bad. She kept saying, "I can help you."
When they heard about this, some of my friends wanted this lady to visit them because their own gardens were overgrown. Others didn’t know that people even clean baseboards. People were intrigued. I figured this lady had some real psychological issues though. Her anxieties stressed me out. What I really wanted to ask was, "How did you allow yourself to become this way?"
But I listened as this guest showed me how to wipe down baseboards and described the cellular damage caused by EMF exposure. I thanked her for all the work on the driveway side strip and I refunded her a day for her troubles. I hoped and prayed she would leave on time, which she did.
And then I changed the door code and blocked her in my phone. I know it doesn’t sound like a real fear but I really do not want to look out my window one morning and see this lady reorganizing my tool shed.
4. The missing electronics
3. Meeting the SWAT team is not the best 'welcome to America'
2. Airbnb cheater
1. "The trouble was just beginning."
I just had my first experience as an Airbnb host. I was really excited to try it out - cleaned my house like crazy, took some pictures, wrote up a house manual and bought new sheets, towels ...
In retrospect, I should have suspected trouble from the get-go. The guest wanted to pay me in cash rather than go through Airbnb and I told her that I was only accepting people through Airbnb.
Before she even arrived, a package had come in the mail for her from India. Granted, I never put "No mail" on my house rules so I let it go.
Once she arrived, with no car, she locked herself in the bedroom. I saw her very briefly over the course of 4 days. When I did see her, I was polite, asking her if everything was okay, if she needed groceries or help since she had no car, how previous visits had gone before, how she liked Airbnb. She was very distant and removed, hardly giving me answers which was just fine - I respect a person's need for privacy and space.
The trouble was just beginning. I did not receive payment from her for all of the days she had requested and so I had to ask her to leave. It was incredibly uncomfortable. That night, she informed me that another pharmaceutical shipment from India was coming and that I would need to send it to her. At that point I told her that I had wished she had asked permission before shipping things to my home. This was going to create an inconvenience for me since I don't get out of work before the post office closes and I am often away on weekends. But, rather than apologize or show some kind of gratitude (since I did say I would be willing), she got incredibly angry at me.
The next day, I came home and she was gone. But not before leaving the garbage literally overflowing with food so that it was spilling everywhere. My room was a shambles, the towels left on the bathroom floor and she left a fair amount of food in my fridge (which I was clear about in the "rules" section - please take any food you bring in with you).
I just received an awful review from her - she said that I was asking lots of questions and was incredibly suspicious. (I was trying to be friendly and make some light conversation.) She said my house was "dusty, dusty, dusty!" (I had my house cleaned and I personally spent hours making sure things were impeccable - I even scrubbed out the closet.)
The thing is - this was my very first experience and it was just awful. I ended up with someone who turned out to be a nightmare! I had visitors last weekend as well and I am quite sure they will leave me a good review but I feel as thought the damage has been done.
I did reply to her after she reviewed me but I am not sure people are interested in hosts who get that kind of negativity. Does anyone have any advice? I put so much into getting my beautiful home ready only to be rated poorly.